26+ Funny Plastic Surgery Quotes

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. Sandra Bernhard 0 Likes Sponsored Links On December 17 1984 I had surgery to. Plastic surgery is a way for people to buy themselves a few years before they have to truly confront what ageing is which of course is not that your looks are falling apart but that you are. A cynic might conclude that the real purpose of the 500 million.

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. Plastic surgery dad joke IRL My wife and I had dinner with a plastic surgeon friend. But I love it anyway.

Im not a plastic surgeon and I cannot change the DNA of a person but when I see a woman try on my clothes and she feels beautiful I know I am doing my job. The doctor tells her You dont need surgery to do that. Real plastic surgeons.

He told us about a time when he had to spend 10 hours re-attaching someones hand. I dont like elective surgery I dont like surgery that you have to have. Funny quotes I dont like surgery.

Just take toilet paper and rub it on your chest every day The surprised woman asks How does THAT make them bigger Worked. Recapture the beauty of self-confidence.

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